Alright all you little piggies and birds out there! Here's a little story for you...
Please remember, it's December.
Listen piggies and birds, here's the thing.
Let's tell a story, that's not so gory,
turn your slingshots into swings.
This the season when there is a reason
to forget and forgive your foes.
it's the friendliest time of the year!
I'm recommending, a different ending
perhaps a gentler approach, another style.
In this fable, you might be able
even to make the Mighty Eagle smile.
All this commotion, the endless explosion
will turn you into turkey and ham,
eggs on a frying pan.
Find a little friendlier plan.
Stop fighting all the time. It's absurd!
Don't be so angry, little birds,
'cause it's time to sing,
join your hooves and wings,
forget the useless war.
It's love that we need more
Beaks and snouts, all sing out loud
the song that should be heard;
Let there be peace on earth!