King Pig and Chronicler Pig were walking down a long corridor that seemed to depict ancient pigs of the past, with statues and portraits hanging on the walls. The King Pig was really interested in those statues while his assistant read something, and noticed a beard on one of the statues. He looked at it in awe, and became disappointed that he did not have a beard, only a stubble. King Pig then asked Chronicler Pig if he could use his wig, and used it as a makeshift beard, but it fell off as he was admiring it.
King Pig then went to Professor Pig for assistance, who came up with a hair growth invention that worked by putting a glowing cream on the face, which turned out to be successful after he tested it on one of his assistants, and a few strands of hair grew. King Pig then took the bowl and rubbed it all over his face, and grew a very long beard which amazed both Professor Pig and his assistance, and later on the whole crowd of pigs.
King Pig celebrated his achievement by christening a ship with a bottle filled with some form of liquid. However, as the ship started to sail, King Pig's beard got caught in the anchor, causing him to get towed into the ocean, but not before unintentionally destroying the docks. That night, as King Pig went into the kitchen for a midnight snack, to find a huge cake and takes it back to his room, his beard caught fire from the candle that he was carrying with him, and his home caught fire without him noticing, until his house burnt to a crisp and collapsed.
The next morning, King Pig looked at a statue with hate, seeing that beards were now dangerous and as a result, ordered all beards to be removed, with the Corporal Pig ripping them off the Minion Pigs' faces and they walked away with sadness as they painted over every portraits with beards green and chisel off beards from statues.
King Pig then notices that a chiseled statue also had a rear, and the king takes interest in it, but only to be disappointed when he did not have the exact same rear. Realizing King Pig's interest, both the Minion Pig and Professer Pig sighed with a feeling of being tired of King Pig's immediate wants.