Hearing protection? Check. Common sense? Not so much.
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A pig on a jackhammer with hearing protection is making his way over to an edge of a cliff, when another pig tries to warn him about falling, but the jackhammering pig cannot hear him. The normal pig uses a blow horn, yet the jackhammering pig still can't hear him.. So, the other pig constructs a path for the pig on the jackhammer to cross. However, that pig turns around and the left edge cracks. The other pig laughs, but that edge cracked as well. He screams as the other pig doesn't notice.
Something made the jackhammering pig ignore the gap.