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Do, or do not. There is no try. ~Jedi Master Yoda, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Hey there, everyone. I am a local admin here on this wiki, and I'm always glad to help anybody in need for help, thank you and goodbye.Others games I play include:
Angry Birds (Of course)
Sonic the Hedgehog
Legend of Zelda (Best games ever)
MinecraftPlants Vs Zombies
Donkey Kong Street Fighter
Link The Hero of Time
It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.
-Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
I'm sorry, Porfessor... but I must not tell lies.
-Harry Potter to Professor Dolores Umbridge, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Voldemort: Harry Potter, why do you live?
Harry: Because I have something worth living for.
-Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Yoda: Afraid to lose her I think, hmm?
Anakin: What does that have to do with anything?
Yoda: Everything! Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.
-Yoda and Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Windu: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, Chancelor.
Palpatine: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
Windu: The Senate will decide your fate.
Palpatine: I am the senate.
Windu: Not yet...
Palpatine arms his Lightsaber
Palpatine: It's treason... then. AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!
-Chancelor Palpatine/Darth Sidious and Mace Windu, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
POWER!!!! UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Emperor Palpatine, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
-Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Motti: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. [Vader walks toward Motti, then slowly raises his hand] Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fort- [grasps his throat as if he is being choked]
Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
-Darth Vader and Motti, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977)
Do, or do not. There is no try.
-Yoda, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father?
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Vader: No, I am your father...
Luke: .... No.... No... That's not true, that's impossible!
Vader: Search your feelings and you'll know it to be true!
Luke: ....NOOOOOOOOO!!!! NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!
-Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke: Never... I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.
Palpatine stares at Luke with an angered, intimidating stare
Palpatine: (Quietly, yet intimidatingly) So be it... Jedi.
-Luke Skywalker and Emperor Palpatine, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
Palpatine: If you will not be turned... You will be destroyed!
Palpatine zaps Luke with Force Lightning, making Luke fall in the ground, startled
Palpatine: Young fool... only now, at the end. Do you understand?
More zapping with Luke screaming in pain
Palpatine: You will pay the price for your lack of vision!
Palpatine continues zapping Luke to death
Palpatine: Now, young Skywalker... you will die?
-Emperor Palpatine, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983)
IT'S A TRAP!
-Admiral Ackbar, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983)
It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
-Batman, Batman Begins (2005)
You want to see a magic trick? *sticks pencil into table* I'm going to make this pencil... Disappear! *bashes person's face straight into the pencil's point* TA DA!
-The Joker, The Dark Knight (2008)
Why so serious!?
-The Joker, The Dark Knight (2008)
Let's put a smile on that face!
-The Joker, The Dark Knight (2008)
[voiceover] Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man. -Peter Parker/Spider-Man, Spider-Man (2002)
Welcome to the Yogcave, it's like the Batcave, only it's s***!
-Simon, Yogscast Minecraft Series (YouTube)
A Bat Credit Card? They gave him... a Bat Credit Card!?
-Doug Walker, Nostalgia Critic
Doug: Nobody knows what a Pokemon is! It sounds like something a jamaican shouts out when he wants to play cards!
The camera cuts to Doug dressed in jamaican clothing
Doug (As a jamaican): (In an accent) Hey! Would you like to play some Pokemon!?
-Doug Walker, Nostalgia Critic
Doug (as a random kid): Hey Joey, I just got a Nintendo Entertainment System, wanna play?
Doug (As Joey): (slaps the "kid") F*** THAT S*** MAN, THIS KID HAS BUBBLES!
-Doug Walker (As a random kid and Joey), Nostalgia Critic
Palpatine: You have done well, Lord Vader, now I sense we must focus all of our forces on crushing this tiny cantina on Tatooine!
Darth Vader: What about the reports of Rebel fleet massing near Sullust?
Palpatine: It is of no concern. Soon the Cantina will be crushed and Bea Arthur shall be one of us!
Darth Vader and Palpatine walk in silence for a few seconds.
Darth Vader: Why do we need Bea Ar-
-Rob Walker doing a voiceover of Vader and Palpatine, Nostalgia Critic
(TV static transition to: Corn Pops commercials)
Young Male #1:(thinking) We’re out of Corn Pops. Girl #1: Sorry.
Young Male #1: (thinking) Gee, I want my Kellogg’s Corn Pops.
Doug: (voiceover): Oh, yeah, remember these commercials? Always starring the mentally tormented kid who has a f***ing fetish for a children’s cereal?
Young Male #1: (thinking) Oh, wow, those Pops taste like popcorn, and she ate the last bowl. Ugh!
Doug: (voiceover): It always starts off with some kid discovering there’s no Corn Pops, and then we take a disturbing look into their deep, dark psyche.
Mother: We’re out of Corn Pops.
Girl #2: (thinking) Out of my Kellogg’s Corn Pops? How could you? Stay calm. (talks out loud) Hey, anything you got. (thinking) But, oh, that Pops tastes like sweet popcorn. I want some, and I can’t have them! Ugh!
Doug: (voiceover): These kids are freakin’ nuts! I mean, if you were watching this, you’d think it was something out of a scary film or a psychological thriller or something!
Young Male #2: Pass me the Corn Pops.
Man: We’re next, caddie.
Young Male #2: Uh, right, sir. (thinking) Oh, no, I want my Kellogg’s Corn Pops.
Doug: Pops! (holds up a box of Corn Pops and looks at it) I gotta have my Pops!
Man: Let’s go, son.
Young Male #2: Coming! (thinking) Go? And leave without my Corn Pops? Are you serious?
(Doug clutches to his box tight; as Young Male #2 speaks the following, Doug shakes his box letting loose a bunch of the cereal and tears it apart in fury, and the commercial quickly intercuts with clips from “The Shining” and “The Exorcist”)
Young Male #2: (thinking) Stay calm. Oh, like sweet popcorn, there’s ever enough. Now I have to work his bag on an empty tank, and shag balls for this diddy-head who thinks I’m his son. Will they get the Pops? If somebody get me out of this! (rain starts to fall)
Doug: (looks up after being exhausted from the fury) Huh?
Young Male #2: (enjoys the rain) Yes.
Doug: (as Tommy Wiseau) You are tearing me apart, Corn Pops!
Announcer: Kellogg’s Corn Pops is part of this complete breakfast.
Young Male #1: (thinking) I gotta have my pops. (a quick shot of the demon face from “The Exorcist” is shown)
-Doug Walker watching a Corn Pops commercial, Nostalgia Critic
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!
-Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity (2007)
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Bilbo: Can you promise I will come back?
Gandalf: .... No. And if you do, you will not be the same.
Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf the Grey, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
Gollum: But if it loses, what then? Well, if it loses, Precious, then we eats it! Hyehahahaha! If Baggins loses, we eats it whole! *nods head*
Bilbo: .... *pauses for a while as he thinks* Fair enough.
-Bilbo Baggins and Gollum, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
One does not simply walk into Mordor!
-Boromir, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (200)
YOU... SHALL NOT... PASS!!!!
-Gandalf the Grey, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
-Gollum, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
Gollum: We wantsssss it... we needsssss it... must have... the preciousssssss! They stole it from us! Sneaky little hobbitsesssss! Wicked, trickssssy, false!
Smèagol: No, not master!
Gollum: Yesssss, precioussssss. False! They will cheat you, hurt you, lie!
Smèagol: Master's my friend!
Gollum: You don't have any friendsssss! Nobody likesssss YOU!
Smèagol puts his arms on his ears.
Smèagol: Not listening, not listening!
Gollum: You're a liar... and a ttttthhhhief!
Smèagol: (Crying and whimpering) Go away.
Gollum: GO AWAY!? EEHEEHYEAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Smèagol: (Crying and whimpering) I hate you.... I hate you.
Gollum: Where would you be without me!? GOLLUM, GOLLUM! I saved us! It was me... We survived BECAUSE OF ME!
Smèagol: Not... anymore...
Gollum: (Surprised) What did you say?
Smèagol: Master looks after us now... we don't need you.
Smèagol: Leave now, and never come back.
Smèagol: Leave now, and never come back!
Gollum: (Bares teeth, growling) HYRRRREEEEHHH!!!!
Smèagol: LEAVE, NOW, AND NEVER.... COME BACK!
Smèagol pants and looks around for Gollum
Smèagol: We... we told him to go away, and away he goes precious! (Dances around happily) Gone, gone, gone! Smèagol is free!!!
-Smèagol and Gollum, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
-Old Man to Link, The Legend of Zelda
The Triforce parts are resonating... They are combining one again... The two Triforce parts that I could not capture on that day seven years ago.... I didn't expect they would be hidden within you two! (chuckles evily) And now, finally, all the Triforce parts have gathered here! (turns around) These toys are too much for you! I command you return them to me! (Triforce mark appears on arm) Haeerrrr..... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
-Ganon/Ganondorf, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Legend of Zelda
Ah, I've been playing the Zelda games for the first time in years. It brings back so many memories. I need to add the songs to this here list. The songs in Legend of Zelda are just beautiful.
Yes, I post reviews in my blogs, click here for a full list of my reviews:
Video Game Franchise: Pokemon and Legend of Zelda
Video Game: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Movie: Star Wars
Novel: Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings
Band: Green Day and Queen
YouTuber: Tobuscus AKA, Toby Turner and Smosh
TV Show: Invader Zim, SpongeBob Squarepants, and Teen Titans
Comic Strip: Calvin and Hobbes
Internet Show: Nostalgia Critic and Angry Video Game Nerd
Song: Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)
Villain: Tie between Darth Vader and the Joker
Alright, Tobuscus is awesome and you should subscribe to him! Here's some of my favorite Toby videos:
Qaz - Someone I can look up to, one of the best admins ever
Brendan (Bomb) - First person i met here, he has been a great friend to me
Boomerang - One of the first people I met here, I appreciate his friendiness
Angry Hearts - Hearts is someone who is unbelieveably hard to hate, it's impossible to hate her. She is just a great friend.
Shrev - He's one of those rare admins (Like Qaz, Brendan and SJB) who know how to work together with other users perfectly.
SJB - He is quite a good admin, but isn't online too often.
Tyrex - Tyrex is one of those cool guys who can't be angered easily, he is also really nice.
Now, if you need help with anything, just ask me! Now, <insert name here>, have fun looking around!
I listen to a lot of Minecraft song parodies. You can see them here: User:Angry Bird Piggy/My Favorite Minecraft Music
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